Tyler

What do you call a 100 sheep rolling down a hill?

A Lamb slide

Ken

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

Daniel

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Jonathan

Why can’t you trust stairs? 

They’re always up to something! 

Tim

Why didn’t Mrs. Clause get Covid?

She was SANTAtized……

Timothy P.

2 people walking around the woods when the 1st guy said that he had to take a shit. 2nd guy said he did too, then replied we don’t have any toilet paper. 1st guy asked if he had a dollar. 2nd guy relies yes. 1st guy goes up and does …

Timothy

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek–a-boo accident? 

To the I.C.U. 

Gustavo

Why did the priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything lol

Raul

Why did they give the scarecrow a lifetime achievement award?

Because he was outstanding at his field. 

Robert

Whats the worst thing about eating a clock? Its time consuming!