Tyler
What do you call a 100 sheep rolling down a hill?
A Lamb slide
Ken
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI
Daniel
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Jonathan
Why can’t you trust stairs?
They’re always up to something!
Tim
Why didn’t Mrs. Clause get Covid?
She was SANTAtized……
Timothy P.
2 people walking around the woods when the 1st guy said that he had to take a shit. 2nd guy said he did too, then replied we don’t have any toilet paper. 1st guy asked if he had a dollar. 2nd guy relies yes. 1st guy goes up and does …
Timothy
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek–a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Gustavo
Why did the priest cross the road?
Because he crosses everything lol
Raul
Why did they give the scarecrow a lifetime achievement award?
Because he was outstanding at his field.
Robert
Whats the worst thing about eating a clock? Its time consuming!
