Why did the Starfish blush?
Because it touched the ocean’s bottom!!
Why do Seagulls, fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be Bagels
Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
Because she outgrew her b shells.
What kind of car does an egg drive?” “A yolkswagen.
What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory?
Two Test Tickles
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
– Are you a pole vaulter?
– No, I’m German. But how did you know my last name was Vaulter?
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.