Shane
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Why did the Starfish blush?
Because it touched the ocean’s bottom!!
Pete
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Why do Seagulls, fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be Bagels
Luis
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Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
Because she outgrew her b shells.
JoeD
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What kind of car does an egg drive?” “A yolkswagen.
Cmichael
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What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory?
Two Test Tickles
Andy
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Kate E.
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– Are you a pole vaulter?
– No, I’m German. But how did you know my last name was Vaulter?
Katie M.
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Julien
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Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.
Cecily
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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.