Shane
Why did the Starfish blush?
Because it touched the ocean’s bottom!!
Pete
Why do Seagulls, fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be Bagels
Luis
Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
Because she outgrew her b shells.
JoeD
What kind of car does an egg drive?” “A yolkswagen.
Cmichael
What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory?
Two Test Tickles
Andy
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Kate E.
– Are you a pole vaulter?
– No, I’m German. But how did you know my last name was Vaulter?
Katie M.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Julien
Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.
Cecily
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
